Some Random Shit+cats

I'm 17

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

Reblogged from fuck-you-dennys, Posted by insidiousmisandry.
insidiousmisandry:

i cant believe i missed the lesbian sex wars

(Source: cumdurnp)

Played — 275,159 times
Trackname — guys be wakin up like

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem)

Reblogged from carry-us-away, Posted by grossaustralian.
tweedleedlee:

anyway here’s wonderwall
Reblogged from nerdfighter221b, Posted by funny-gif-1.

notxam:

it’s finally here